Ahem. Henceforth, let it be known throughout the land that the one known as Discharge is the greatest idiot under the heavens. Despite five days worth of warnings, he was unable to either post a section he had already written to WordPress, or send the section to any of the other four and a half (I think, I may be forgetting someone) writers so we could take care of it. In summation, Discharge=a really, really, unbelievably, mind-bogglingly, knees-weakeningly, idiotic person. Now, maybe this post will be deleted. Maybe not. But! You shall have your regularly scheduled section by noon of this very day, along with a bonus, apology update on Thursday.
-Zeta and Khan, working together to create a work of sarcasm the like of which has never before been seen on this Earth.